If your paycheck depends on the weather and the clock
If your conversation calls for a little more than a coffee pot
If you need to pour your heart out and try to rectify some situation
That you're facing
Contact your American Honky-Tonk Bar Association
When Uncle Sam dips in your pocket for most things you don't mind
But when your dollar goes to all of those standing in a welfare line
Well rejoice you have a voice if you're concerned about the destination
Of this great nation
It's called the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association

CHORUS
1st:
It represents the hard hat, gun rack, aching back,
over taxed, flag-waving, fun-loving crowd

2nd:
It represents the mud flaps, six pack
beer crack, over taxed, flag-waving, fun-loving crowd

They're heart is in the music
And they love playing loud
There's no forms or applications
There's no red tape administrations
It's the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association

We're all one big family throughout the cities and the towns
We don't reach for handouts, we reach for those who are down
And every local chapter has a seven day a week available consultation
For your frustration
It's called the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association

CHORUS

Go join your American Honky-Tonk Bar Association
Do not delay
Contact today
Your AHBA
AHBA